spqr a history of ancient rome by mary beard

She has also filled her pages with the kind of stories that lure students to study classics in the first place.

Were the soldiers actually dismantling a temporary camp and not on a shell hunt?” And as for Caligula’s famous military debacle, when he ordered his soldiers to gather seashells as though they were the spoils of a victorious battle over the ocean? “The one about the seashells may well go back to a confusion about the Latin word musculi, which can mean both ‘shells’ and ‘military huts’. The likelihood of Hannibal cracking open the chunks of Alpine rock blocking his way is dismissed in a heartbeat (“probably not”). Cleopatra’s final moments are on the receiving end of some trademark scepticism: “Suicide by snakebite is a hard feat to pull off, and anyway the most reliably deadly snakes would be far too hefty to conceal in even a regal fruit basket.” Too few academics have a working knowledge of both the size of a royal fruit pile and the relative bulk of a snake.

She is never less than a vastly engaging tour guide around some of the best-known parts of the Roman story, debunking its myths with ease. Nonetheless, she embarks on the colossal task of telling as much of the story of Rome and its provinces as she can fit into 544 pages.

Spqr a history of ancient rome by mary beard